The Heat

Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, Tom Wilson (Biff from BTTF), and Marlon Wayans, are in this cop movie in which one expert and one crazy police officer had to take on a case.

Between Boston and a small town outside Boston, a crime lord takes on refuge as these two had to work together to stop this person. It maybe crazy, but it was intense! Even Tom Wilson is the true Biff guy if he was still around. He has changed since the BTTF trilogy.

I can’t say much, because I don’t want to spoil the story. But it was a 6/10 star movie. May have some scenes in which I mostly dislike.

Hillbillies and Square Dancin’

Since we heard of the “Beverly Hillbillies”, there have been many TV shows, movies, cartoons and books about hillbillies. They have been living in the hills, and forests like in the Ozarks, Tennessee, the forest parts, as they go hunting, do their life the old ways, be in the pioneer days, as the are what they are. Hillbillies.

We all heard of and seen the Bugs Bunny cartoon, “Hillbilly Hare” where he deals with that, and there was the Bailey School Kids book, “Bigfoot Doesn’t Square Dance”. For sure there was the Abbott and Costello movie, “Comin Round the Mountain”, since we heard the classic song, but to square dancing can be different. You have to listen to the beat, as you dance to it.

If I held a square dance, it’s gonna be with Bugs, those two hillbillies, a Eggsecute, two rag dolls, two toy soldiers along with one Christmas nutcracker, and two Milktanks together like the same dance in the cartoon “Hillbilly Hare”.

The Beverly Hillbillies (TV show)

When there was a movie in 1993 about hillbillies moving to Beverly Hills after being rich, this was the original TV show in the 60’s that started it all. Hillbillies in Tennessee in a forest found and struck a lake of oil as they struck on being rich. They start to move to a mansion in Beverly Hills, California as they took a old pioneer truck of everyone with their stuff as they start to like it there.

They were born in those hills as they need to know more on being a millionaire. Even in their home on cooking, swimming, laundry, bath, the stairs, the kitchen and everything they would know on living there.

They are like the Foghorn Leghorn maybe, but they have their ways. I guess hillbillies would know more on being rich. But this TV series is not bad since my dad got a Vol. 1 DVD. There will be more to find for my dad, even if I had to find the original “Lone Ranger” or “Cisco Kid” before his birthday!

21 Jump Street original theme song

Since we heard of the hit 80’s TV series with Johnny Depp, and the 2012 movie with him in a cameo appearance along with Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum and Ice Cube, now comes the hit original theme song.

In the 80’s in high schools and colleges, the original team took on drug dealers, car thieves, bandits, and more in this city. While the youth of tomorrow in that time go to high school ad college, they get to save the city.

Even though the first few episodes with their captain, played by Frederic Forrest only appeared in a few that was amazing, this series maybe went a bit different with a new captain played by Steven Williams.

Old School

Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn and Will Ferrell, after an early flight trip back home, they take on college with members of their team. 30 year old guys and men take on college as they are onto parties, schemes, wrestling and passing grades such as exams, gym dancing, gymnastics, and more to prove themselves amazing.

The funny scenes were that how Will Ferrell can be called “Frank the Tank”, going streaking naked, as he takes on a lady man homosexual, as there was a 100 year old man who died of old age named Blue in which he was his ‘boy blue’, as Will got on fire in a mascot outfit, and was shot in the neck with a tranquilizer gun. Sean William Scott saw that happened. There is more, but I cannot tell because of the way they are hilarious!

During the movie, there was Elisha Cuthbert from “Popular Mechanics for Kids”! She was with Tyler Kyte, and Jay Barauchel years before Jay was with Seth in “This is the End”. Jay and Elisha were young in that TV show, as they moved on as she was in this, and Jay with Seth in “This is The End”.

The movie ended as they moved on after college. It was a smash hit! 8/10 stars foe this!

Accepted

We all know it’s that time of year on ‘back to school’. But when you’re a college student, you have to have the place where you belong. And that’s what happened to Justin Long when he was a college student.

After graduating from high school, and didn’t get accepted into college, the same as some of his friends didn’t, he was in shame until he made his own fake college. By using the Internet, an old location and making it new, he called it the South Harmon Institute of Technology. Or S.H.I.T. for short.

As he got accepted into that on making it fake, it was his own place to chill when there were thousands of students who got accepted into his college! There were those college students who didn’t get accepted into anywhere as they got accepted into the S.H.I.T. They want to learn about girls, fun, music, hip hop as one student played by Jeremy Howard wanted to blow stuff up with his mind!

This was also, one or Jonah Hill’s early movies as he was a young actor like Justin. After this secret hideout was found and were placed in court, this was now a true college as people get to learn stuff there as some of his friends became teachers. This is a 7/10 star movie.

PLUS, with a mean principal who was shocked to see his car blow up, thanks to that freaky student!

“I told you”

The Phantom of the Opera (1943)

Since the classic play, of a theater of plays being haunted by phantom, this is way more classic than the 2004 version. Starring Claude Rains as a violinist once, who becomes the phantom after being mad because of his song he made that they stole, as he was hit in the face by acid that make photos appear.

Throughout the movie, French actors, actresses and a famous actress in many plays have been the best of the best in all of France in that opera theater. With a police officer falling in love with that famous actress along with her performer too in love, they have the same affection on that woman as rumors were spread everywhere.

The mysterious phantom stealing things like a statue of that actress, as he plans revenge. Like putting poison in a drink, cutting one of the chains to make the big gigantic chandelier fall, murdering some actors and actresses as he wanted that actress more than ever.

He had a lair in the sewers as his face was reviled. His face had a big scar from the acid that spilled on him as he was like a Two-Face. Before a fight was on, the sewers started to crumble as they fell upon him as he died while the actress and the two boyfriends escaped.

This is a 7/10 movie alright. Better than the 2004 version.

Gangster Squad

Since “Public Enemies” was like that, then came this movie in 2013. Another gangster movie, but really epic. Starring Josh Brolin, Sean Penn, Ryan Gosling, Giovanni Ribsi, and Robert Patrick.

Two years after WWII, set foot in LA, Sean Penn plays the legendary Mickey Cohen as he takes refuge on LA. With a cop played by Josh taking on gangsters, he teams up with more members that want to join him to find this Mickey guy.

With the setting, color and design, it shows how LA looks very old back then as it shows how different LA was since WWII. This was 1947 as there was no technology we use today, bathtubs like looked original, planes that were hard work and hand made on metal, as many movies had set foot in that time, as everything was different.

For months on catching this guy, they practice on becoming gangsters, knowing how to shoot better, and watching out for his men. Finally close to Christmas, they finally caught Mickey Cohen.

His face was bloody when he was taken to prison, as our band of heroes moved on after that. Our cop hero retired as he decide to spend time with his family when his wife gave birth a newborn child. They were last seen on the beach, having a good time in 1947 LA.

7/10 for a movie this epic.

Public Enemies

In this 5/10 star movie I give, this has been the gangster movie about weaponry, truth, crime and thriller. Starring Johnny Depp, Christian Bale and Stephen Lang is all I know in this movie. Set foot in 1933 during the Great Depression, a leader leads a gangster squad as he and his men takes on the golden age of crime. Robbing banks, stealing money and go into gunfights everywhere in this movie with Thompson submachine guns, shotguns, BAR’s, machine pistols and handguns. For the Thompson submachine guns, 20 rounds for a stick magazine, 50 rounds for a drum.

With J. Edgar Hoover of the FBI, he sends a marksman agent to find him and bring him to justice. As that gangster leader would escape, he’d have criminals to trust him as they would escape prisons armed and dangerous. With his team assembled, they’d go around places such as Chicago, Indiana, and somewhere in the countryside maybe close to Indianapolis. By the time he was losing his love and men one by one, the gangster leader was leaving the movie theater on his last night. When they saw him in sight, he was shot through his face on one of his cheeks! As what people say,”Two hearts, one mind”. Let’s just say it was ‘Public enemies, two rivals, one bullet’.

Also, Giovanni Ribsi and Channing Tatum made a cameo appearances as gangsters too.

The Silence of the Lambs

Since Jodie Foster played the role of “Nell” in a movie I hate, and Anthony Hopkins in a good role in the movie “Noah”, they came together once in a murder mystery. About a killer on the loose who’s been taking dead women’s skin in Virginia. He murders women first as he skins away the skin of women. In fact, he even planted a cocoon of a moth in a women’s mouth! Like a tribal cat eating locusts.

When this mystery went on, a young FBI student women takes on the mystery as he visits a inmate who knows about this character. He was a doc once until he killed people he never trusted as he was like a cannibal. There he sits in his pexiglass jail cell, with sketches of his, as he asks questions to her as a doc. About her life and what happened to her when she ran away after her parents died.

In a straightjacket with a mantle mouth cover, he made a terrific scene of him as a inmate who told the people about this character. As the mystery was beginning to end, the young FBI student agent finally found the murderer as she saved one last girl. She shot him in the dark without wearing night vision goggles as she heard the click of a revolver.

Apparently before the end of this mystery, the cannibal doctor made a escape as he was in disguised as an injured cop and was last seen in a tropical place following someone he knows. He followed that character as that escaped inmate disappeared. The cool parts about this inmate was that he does a snickering and his face whenever he sees the agent.

There was a movie and a TV show related to this. “Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore” related to this first as Mr. Tinkles the evil cat was like the cannibal doc as he was in that mouthpiece and straightjacket, until mysteriously he escaped just like him. Along with his cat friend played by that funny Wallace Shawn. He even does riffing on musical instruments as he was like Bob Marley.

And then there was a TV cartoon called “Viva Piñata” as a hedgehog named Fergie with a big hump ate a giant chocolate bunny as he pretends she is his girlfriend. All of his friends believed him and during a dance, he became so like him, he was drooling with sinister eyes with his tongue out, as he must eat it. He was snickering just like him as he ate the rabbit! But his friends were shocked to see a hedgehog piñata eating a piñata rabbit. That was cannibalism. Even that was the title of the episode, “Cannibalism”. In court, he was in that mouthpiece and strait jacket just like him as he had to tell the truth. By telling them the truth too late, he was catapulted to the moon! When a receipt came dropping from the air, they believed him as the judge said “oops”.

That big humped hedgehog learned his lesson as he was on the moon. No one else but him as the air wad breathable.

And that is how we know about this movie, as we trust inmates or not. 6 1/2 /10 stars for this movie.