Casualties of War

Are you going through trouble as a teenager? Have your parents been so crazy? Is there something inside you, that makes you that you wanna do anything? Well there is one movie, and that is when your in the army, your in the Vietnam War!!

Starring Michael J. Fox, Sean Penn, and introducing John C. Reilly and Jon Leguizamo, it’s CASUALTIES OF WAR!!!

As Vietnam soldiers, they are going through trouble, as they are sent to battle. They think life, isn’t fair, even when they are at home, or something else. Just because, they are doing what’s important, everybody’s acting like that they can do anything. Even, when they are killing enemies.

The best scene, was that they are on a train bridge, and a dying bloody woman, comes up, and they angrily shoot her, with assault rifles, handguns, maybe a grenade launcher, and a M60 machine gun.

You should’ve seen them how they shot her, and how the movie was. But in the end, when the war was over, the soldier played by Michael J. Fox, had got a new life, as he went in his own way and liked it.

So I must say, I should give this maybe a few thumbs up, and a star maybe, if there’s a chance.

UHF- Weird Al Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic is a comedian, a singer and a actor. He was best in his song, “Just Eat It”, but he was in only one movie, which was called “UHF”.

In his good imaginations, and hilarious scenes, he was in parodies of movies as himself, as he works for a TV station. Sure there were good shows in that movie, like “Conan the Librarian”, “Wheel of Fish”, and more. He even had a good song in the end credits. But he was hilarious, as Indiana Jones, and Rambo! The Rambo one, he ever did was funny!

In UHF, along with him, is one of the guys from “Seinfeld”. Not the Jerry guy, but someone hilarious. He was Michael Richards. So I think Weird Al Yankovic is the nost hilarious guy, he has ever been.

King Kong

From 1933, to 1976, to 2005, King Kong has been the most craziest ape, in all of his movies. He even challenged Godzilla in 1963, in “King Kong VS Godzilla”. So this ape, is crazy alright, but all he ever wanted was that woman. Ann Darrow. But the difference is this. In 1933, played by Fay Wray, the ape loved the woman, but the woman never loved the ape. In 1976 and 2005, played by Jessica Lange and Naomi Watts, the woman loved the ape, and the ape loved the woman.

But in all 3 movies, were the best actors we know. Carl Denham, the film director, played by Robert Armstrong and Jack Black. Jack Driscoll, played by Bruce Cabot, and Adrien Brody. And in the 1976 version, a guy named Jack Prescott, played by Jeff Bridges. Also, Captain Eaglehorn, played by Frank Reicher, and Thomas Kretschmann. Also in 2005, there was a kid named Jimmy, played by Jamie Bell. That was him, before in was in the movie, “The Adventures of Tintin”.

The one thing that we might hate, are those Indians on that island. They wanted to give Ann to Kong. But in 1933, when Kong was attacking the village, Kong did killed some for good riddance. But in 2005, when Kong was in the village, they were not around. But it be best if they were killed, like in 1933.

The one thing also, are the weapons. In 1933, all they had were rifles, and pistols, when they were in the jungle, and machine guns to the airplanes. Two at the front, and one at the back. But they did had those gas bombs to knock out Kong. In 1976, same weapons we use in the Vietnam War, but also a robotic arm, that shoots the mini-gun to kill Kong. In 2005, all they had while the jungle are Thompson submachine guns, Luger pistols, handguns, and rifles. Also in the city, same weapons to the airplanes, like in 1933, but also a artillery cannon and a machine gun while chasing Kong. Finally, what made Kong to knock out, was chloroform.

So I think, the 1933 version is even better. Morgan Freeman went to go see that movie, when he was 6 years old. Too bad there are some stuff, we might not see, like what I said. In conclusion, there is a Simpsons Halloween special called, “Treehouse of Horror III”, where Homer is King Kong, and he and the girl were married!!